Mad Men Haikus

Authors: EES and JSG
submissions: madmenhaikus@gmail.com

That New York broker
Might be from the 60’s but
they haven’t changed much
-EES

I don’t remember
Peter having conviction
but he fakes it well
-EES

Solution to most
bland storyline? A bid for
state senator, duh!
-EES

-Episode Four-

What was that in the 

dark? A teleprompter, or

Don’s creepy bright eyes?

-EES

Megan can’t tell that

Don just had sex. Really? So

he had time for Scope?

-EES

bad idea peggy

you’re going to end up with

ketchup on your face

-EES

new horror movie
about a lighter that comes
back to haunt a guy
-EES

All around the house
A fifty-mile radius
No Peter allowed

- JSG

I don’t have cable
Still need to watch last night’s ep
Keep eyes on this space

- JSG