Mad Men Haikus

Authors: EES and JSG
submissions: madmenhaikus@gmail.com

Dante’s Inferno
Footsteps into the ocean
Death death death death death

- ECW

Mice scurry away
An ownerless violin
We made some goulash

- ECW

1968.
A time of social unrest.
Sideburns everywhere.

- Apocalypstick

She acts like she’s 25
Because she uses tampons
She acts like she’s 25

-JSG

This guy Lawrence here
Re-telling Johnny Carson
Real vintage YouTube

-JSG

Miss Betty Francis
Sassing the rude squatter youths
Down on St. Marks Place

-JSG

Tell ‘em little girl
Call mama by her first name
In your deep blue dress

-JSG

She just keeps going
The rape talk makes her hungry
In her pink housecoat

-JSG

The man touched Megan
Long drag off that cigarette
Having fun yet, Don?

-JSG

Dante on the beach
That’s not an orange sherbet
Alright. Let’s do this.

-JSG