Mad Men Haikus

An episode spent

Just waiting for Alex Mack

To self-liquify

-JSG

It’s medieval lane!

Coming to punch you right out

Pete had it coming

-JSG

Where are my children?

I only hope they’re not dead.

Oh look; there’s a bird.

- Apocalypstick

He married Megan.

The Draper to my Sterling.

Who the fuck’s Megan?

-Apocalypstick

Well Hells’ Bells, Trudy.

I will throw this turkey now.

Hells’ Bells, my Trudy.

-Apocalypstick

Grandma has a knife

She says it’s for protection

Hey, Sally? Run, girl.

-JSG

Harry got stoned

Stoned Stones stoned what

Who did I just meet

-JSG

No thank you, I’m full

Go ahead, eat my ice cream

Your fat powers me

-JSG

Pete’s dad died on flight

but Pete loves airlines. Delayed

Oedipus complex?

-EES

How would you like a

hooker? No? Then what about

a priestly blessing?

-EES